I have NOT been out fishing lately - so, as many of you fisherman know when you head out for the first time after a long break, you can hear weird things while on the water... this is a weird "hearing."
"Pick me up," i heard, "Pick me up!" I thought I was dreaming. I heard it again, "Pick me up!" I looked down and saw a frog. I said in amazement, "are you talking to me?" "YES," she said, "Pick me up give me a kiss and I will turn into a beautiful fishing partner and give you two years of incredible tennis line calls AND no frustration will fall upon any of your Texas Officials in 2020-21!!! I quickly picked up this frog and put it in my front pocket. I clearly heard the frog say, "what are you doing? I said I will turn into a beautiful fishing partner and give you two years of incredible tennis line calls and no frustration will fall on any of your Texas Officials!!!" I said, "No thanks, at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."
The experienced fisherman noticed the 4/0 circle hook....!